wow things are really heating up in the government fandom
me watching brexit unfold into a disaster, unsurprised by anything that’s happening because i knew it would be a disaster from the moment it was suggested
yall know that music that sometimes comes on when youre in the grizzlies which sounds like a wolf howling so you flip your shit thinking a pack of wolves is going to fucking attack and murder you and then you realize it was just the music and then you condemn rockstar?
The 1899 equivalent to sirens in radio ads on GTA
The party is about to mediate a peace conference. The fighter is talking to NPCs, gathering useful information before things get started.
DM: Mayor Lobo starts pointing people out and telling you their names, which towns they’re from, why they were invited. There are several local business owners, the political leaders of a few small towns and cities along the river, and the directors of all the local mines.
Fighter: So, anyone in particular we need to be worried about?
Mayor Lobo: Well, you’ll want to watch out for the dwarf over there, Yolo. He owns the mines up around Opalhorn, and he’s a stubborn fellow. Never admits when he’s made a mistake, and never changes his mind about anything.
Fighter: Wait, wait wait wait. His name is YOLO?
Mayor Lobo: It’s a very traditional dwarven name. It means, “He Who Lives But Once.”
I have another English exam today and I’m fully prepared to send my teachers that John Mulaney clip where he apologises for not knowing the answers.
I didn’t mean for my external panic attack to get almost 1,000 notes but here we are
Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons
I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.
yeah german tends to get right to the point
das is ein dumkopf
Arthur was born in 1863, if he had survived the tb he could have realistically lived into the 1950’s.
Imagine a very old Arthur, in his 80’s, watching a cowboy movie with his great grandkids and pointing out errors. After the movie he tells the kids some very watered down stories of his days as a gunslinger. This is surprising to the kids who’ve only ever known their grandpa to be a mild mannered artist. He has to show them his old gang pictures before they believe him.
His behavior as an old man are also very similar to Hosea’s, including the sass, cleverness and falling asleep during conversations.
listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already
“Would you kill me, my love?”
For wakanda, without a doubt
some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows
the article just got better as i kept on reading
A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME
This is the future tumblr staff wants
if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do